September 18, 2006

Olly Peacock is an avid collector of Iguanas and ceramic monkeys from his travels.

Howdy Y'all!

So, c'mon, who did it? Confess!

Who wrote such ridculous comments about me on Wikipedia? Your only making it worse for yourself! (I'll have you big nose!)

Y'know I have a reputation to uphold, cheesus! I don't know what that reputation is, but I'm sure I have one. I am very sensitive about what I collect and what I don't. OK, so maybe stamp collecting and train spotting isn't the coolest thing I could do with my time, but how else am I supposed to chillax when I'm not running around being a rock legend. Sometimes I don't want to drink two bottles of Jack Daniels in the afternoon y'know? Me and my train spotting buddies like writing, photographing trains, it gives one a sense of....er, peace?

Whoever you are, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown!

Take care,

Olly.

18 Comments:

Blogger choona said...

the monkey collection is nothing compared to the usage of the word "chillax"

oh. no. you didn't!

5:02 PM  
Blogger Gomez said...

Er, like sarcasm! Jeeez.

6:09 PM  
Blogger Gomez said...

Chillax Bro!

Olly,

6:10 PM  
Blogger Ryn said...

oh just fess up now to your addiction so that some crazed fan can bombard you with gifts of iguanas and ceramic monkeys. It will save you the trouble of looking. And really, is there a legal limit to how many iguanas a person can have? If you get enough iguanas you could suppliment your income by having illegal cock fights but with iguanas.

The ceramic monkeys though... that just screams wierd old guy who ends up being discovery cause of the smell weeks after his death and he's been partially eaten by his iguanas.

6:51 PM  
Blogger choona said...

oh the sarcasm is shared!
xx
orange creamsicle hookah smoker zzzzz

7:21 PM  
Blogger Viola D said...

Its ten minutes later. I'm still laughing!

7:13 AM  
Blogger Rex Kramer said...

Oww, i've never been to chinatown :D

On a side note, speaking of your weird and wonderful hobbies. I've saved some toe nail clippings for your colletion. oh and my buddy (fat tits McGeady) has saved some belly button fluff for you with what appears to be some residual cheesy wotsit deposits (i'll take a closer look later when i find my marigold gloves, i think i left them next to the 5 gallon tub of vaseline & ball gag?) did i just say that out loud?

(i'm kidding....i hate marigold gloves!)


Until november 'waves'
Brizo

9:46 AM  
Blogger mytvc15 said...

All of you are too funny! See what you started Olly.

Seems like you recovered nicely after the killer heat and humidity at ACL. Or, maybe not.

Nice hearing from you.

1:33 PM  
Blogger gomezgeek said...

why wouldnt you want to drink two bottles of jack in the afternoon? I just don't understand.

it's pretty funny and random tho, the entry.

1:50 PM  
Blogger Jimmy Pop said...

And a... t'row him to the floor again sir?

as long as they never find out bout your Miniature doll collection dude.. oh shit, sorry..

RIGHT!! Who threw that ?

10:04 PM  
Blogger BEXMORG28 said...

Chillax is a muscle rub is'nt it? or something to aid a poorly tummy!

6:24 AM  
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6:38 AM  
Blogger BEXMORG28 said...

My Nana used to give me ceramic monkeys & little strange germanic figures out of her glass display thing.After she died we found out she had stolen them from the other elderly residents in the care home.They kinda bought shame on our family!

6:48 AM  
Blogger jacinta said...

I don't have much to say except, where the hell is the link to this page??!!
And, don't be ashamed...your surname is Peacock afterall...haha.

7:41 AM  
Blogger Roberto Cuz said...

Ripping the family surname Peacock!!! I think you'll need to take most of you're fans down to Chinatown for a good whooping Oll!

I wouldn't worry about the Ceramic Monkey fetish rumours, Blackie playing a gig for half hour without realising his bass is turned on is far worse, plus you're Star Wars model collection is definitely something you should be proud of!

9:49 AM  
Blogger theAussieChick said...

If you think that a star wars collection is bad, come into my room and see the bright coloured room with flowers all over my walls and not to mention the heap of other flower nicknacks that stashed in room that i have no idea where they actually all are. yeah im weird i know!!!!

2:13 AM  
Blogger theAussieChick said...

ceramic Monkeys and Iguanas aren't that bad guys

2:15 AM  
Blogger unmilliniumend said...

hey that's cool you have weird habits!!!!!!!i love people who are collectors of ceramic things!!!!

5:46 AM  

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